If my jokes offend you:
- I’m sorry
- It won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- You’re a pussy
(Source: 69shadesofgray, via barefoot-sun-child)
2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
(via gy-psykids)
me: "exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr"
I will keep posting this video until every girl sees it, and every girl gets it.
Amazing. Seriously amazing.